Woman- So why did you and your girlfriend break up?
Man- its a long story
Women- i have time
Man- SHE DIED ALIRGHT!! GOT HIT BY A HERD OF penguins AND DIED!!
Women- oh thats terrible im so sorry to hear that is there anything i can do?
Man- yes, i'd like a new girl friend
Women- Oh Hey me too!
Man- (shutter) whelp cya!!
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