50 word story

There was once a cowboy named butch, he was the tough roughest most bad A-est man on a horse. when one day he got lost and had to give all of his talents to mean gnomes so they would help him get home. he eventually made it home. now he normal.

HEROS JOURNEY

In the movie "300"

 Ordinary world- King Leonitis lives in Sparta where he rules in peace.
Call to adventure- When one day king Zerseas decided to wage war on him.
meeting the mentor- He goes to see the oracels to see what he should do
crossing the threshold- she tells him not to fight, but he leaves anyways out to war the 300 soldiers
test allies and enemies- he meets up with other fighters from near by cities
approach the inmost cave- he positions himself in front of millions of enemy soldiers inside a narrow canyon
the ordeal- they battle one on one and kill thousands of enemies
reward- he make the god king Zerceas bleed, and get scared. so his people start to question him
road back- he accepts he is going to die
ressurection- he realizes what he lived for, and why he died
return with honor- and he dies a different man, a better man
return with elixir- now he has given his life in honor of his country

TOP TEN 6'ers

1. Your the one for me, yo
2. Got drunk, texted her, morning regrets
3. Welcome! here are a few rules
4. You ruined the beatles for me
5. You blame me, I blame you
6. Taking the honey from that bee
7. im rubber and your glue, word
8. Lord know im everything you need
9. didnt do a damn thing wrong
10. Opportunty knocks, failure points and laughs

5 Things

plot: a boy and girl fall in love, and he goes off to war and returns and she cheats on him, and it ruins both their lives.
character: The soldier and his feonce
conflict: she cheated on him and he can't let go, so he drinks himself to death. She blames herself for his death and drinks herself to death also.
theme: you dont always get a second chance, so do it right the first time.
setting: her house, his house. and everywhere in between

Whiskey lullaby: Brad paisley & Allison Krauss
http://www.bing.com/music/lyrics/detail?q=Brad+Paisley+Whiskey+Lullaby+(Featuring+Alison+Krauss)&songID=B50E0F00-0100-11DB-89CA-0019B92A3933&lyricsID=T++6416983&albumID=A10E0F00-0100-11DB-89CA-0019B92A3933&pc=LRFD&FORM=DTPMUA

Impulse II

Woman- So why did you and your girlfriend break up?
Man- its a long story
Women- i have time
Man- SHE DIED ALIRGHT!! GOT HIT BY A HERD OF penguins AND DIED!!
Women- oh thats terrible im so sorry to hear that is there anything i can do?
Man- yes, i'd like a new girl friend
Women- Oh Hey me too!
Man- (shutter) whelp cya!!

The Beat!

action: two people talking about the relationship
conflict: one believe the relationship should end, the other believe they never even had a relationship
event: they are arguing about if they are even together and the break up

- i could have given a better explantion of what was going on, and a setting

impulse 1

1- i think its time we should break up...

2- what are you talking about we were never together

1- i know the shock may be a little much, but you dont have to be like that

2- what are you talking about we never were anything..

1- yes, i know but if you gave me a chance we could have been

2- nu-uh cause your saying right now you want to call quits to what never happened

1-  but what could have happened if it really happened could have worked out

2- your a creep!!!

1- i know you dont mean that, stop hiding your feelings, its okay im here for you

2- GO AWAY!

1- i know when you say that it means that you just want me more!

2- No seriously,  your violating my privacy

1- can we just pretend tonight didnt happen.. i dont want to break up anymore

2- WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER!!

1- your so cute when you get mad!

2- SHUT UP! FREAK!

1- RaWr!!

Bad Poetry

oh how lovely
was that little dove-e
as white as a baseball
it fell as it was falling

and hit the ground dead
like lead
oh what a bird brain head
if only he was fed..

now we bury him
poor old tim
will never mature
his life was just a blur

goodbye little timmy
we wish you had kin-ee

Rock OUT!

Rock out like your listening to gods favorite song. Rock out like you just taught yourself to fly, Rock out like the moon was your spot light and the vast midnight sky was your personal speaker. Rock out like you just stepped out of your wheel chair and walked for the first time. Rock out like you lived the perfect life. Rock out like you just married jessica simpson. Rock out like you invented rocking out.

Shake The Dust

This is for all those who never know love, and all thos who live for hate. This is for all those who live in cold empty apartments barely paying bills. This is for all those who are to hard cry, and all those who cry themselves to sleep. Shake the Dust. This is for all fathers and mothers who spend all their days working to support a family that they never have time to spend with. This is for all those who only have six months left to live and still smile. This is for all those who live their lives as if they are already dead. This is for all those who lose everything and for those who are lost. This is for the old man in the wheelchair who just took his first step. This is for all those with crushed passions, and broken childhood dreams. This is for all those to shoot for the stars but never make it off the ground. This is for all those who live with out a mother, and all those who live a life not appreciated thier better half for who they are. This is for all those who live their entire life regretting one small moment they wish they could have done differently. Shake the Dust. This is for all those who don't reconize all they have, Shake the Dust and live forever in the minds of those who reconize you and what you lived for. Break out of your cave shake that dust and shoot for the stars.

Im thinking about you

im thinking about you, im thinking about you like stars think about the moon, like plants think about water, like sunflowers think about the sun. Im thinking about you like football players think of a ball, like an air plane thinks of the sky, like the eagle thinks of the high mountains. Im thinking about you  like fat kids think of calories, like the world thinks of paris, like a 5 year old thinks of christmas.

Top Ten

1. Love is death (Inevitable)
2. Love is a Dream
3. Love is a Scar
4. Love is a (high)
5. Love is sweet and sour
6. Love is a now and later
7. Love is foreign
8. Love is life
9. Love is made in china
10. Love is a secret 

Introduction

Hello, I am Commodus.